Naughty

I arrived at my mom's and went up
the stairs to her door
only to find it locked.
I could hear her in the bathroom.
I heard the sound of a bathmat
being yanked from the tub bottom.
She had just gotten out of the shower.
I knew what that meant.
I took out my cell.
and dialed her number
and waited
ring
ring
and out she came
running out of the bathroom.
In all her 83 year old
Glory.
I knocked
& waved
she freaked

and
fumbled with the lock...
giggle...
no wonder as a kid
she was always spanking me
:D